Zac from Switzerland, Roberto from Belgium, TachiMichi from Japan, and more are here to answer the burning questions of lonely souls. Are they really who they say they are? Why do they all proclaim to know so much about zodiac predictions anyway? I don't know, but I hope you find what you're looking for. -zhou


Quick-witted + Charming + Persuasive

You've got substantial bad PR to overcome, allegedly having caused the bubonic plague and all, but some people still find you cute, able to see past several centuries' worth of stigma. Perhaps you remind people of their mortality--they imagine their corpses being picked apart by your brethren, your petite paws poking into their sunken eye sockets. But although people might look down upon your feces-encrusted fur, they would never have the cunning resilience to survive among the dregs of trash littering the subway tracks like you do! There's a reason you came first in the zodiac race, heralding the beginning of each new cycle for the rest of eternity. People may underestimate you, but you sneak under their upturned noses to victory.